Bryon Quertermous is a Detroit, Michigan-based writer and comedian.

He’s performed at Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle and the UnClub in Ypsilanti as well as numerous stuffy literary events where he was far more interested in entertaining the crowd than promoting his novels. 

Bryon’s parents, in-laws, wife, kids, pets, and everyone else around him provide more comedy material than he will ever be able to perform in his lifetime. 

The only time Bryon gets dirty is when he talks about how messy his house is, so you can hire him for your corporate event or youth sports fundraiser confident you won’t need to write letters of apology to your HR department or school parents afterward.